We partnered with a print-on-demand company to bring you over 50 exclusive merch designs while keeping overhead low. This means faster shipping, lower costs, and transparency — and the best part: you can request your own custom design!

• Send us any image or idea.

• We’ll remix it in our style.

• Only $5 per custom design ($0 for VIP members).

Every purchase helps fund the 2026 video release and makes it possible for us to produce a version you’ll love — with me (the daughter) hosting the new tutorial in HD, better audio, and modern pacing.

We launched our first series called “Just the Tip”, and we’ve spanned our shop with almost 50 items to show all the different mediums you can choose. We know it looks cluttered, but we’re experimenting to show the full range of options — shirts, hoodies, mugs, swimwear, and more.

We also have tons of funny print ideas that we’ll post regularly. If people like them, we can add them to any type of item in the store. We’re keeping our store relatively small for now with less than 50 items total because we are very new at e-commerce and learning as we go. You’ll notice we’re updating things almost every day to make the store easier and more organized for everyone.

Explore our merch categories:

• Custom Tops (T-Shirts, Hoodies, etc)

• Custom Swimwear

• Mugs & Accessories

• Viral T-Shirts (Not Custom)

• Seasonal Stuff